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DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !


TAGS: new year ***k clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm
That’s hilarious!


HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.


TAGS: hell yeah biker chick hungry ate eat fat
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by MustyK

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:32 am
As bike ridin' wild man that's funny! 5 misguided poodles for you


2015 -




PETS -


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier


10 years of Motifakin -


TAGS: 10 years motifake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pieman

pzykosiz - July 16, 2016, 10:01 pm
Good to see some of the old crowd back
mizzdizz - July 16, 2016, 2:17 pm
Pie! Tooooo funny! Made me choke on my coffee! ^!


true love -




HAPPY NEW YEAR - If you look like this New Years day then You must have had a good time!!!


TAGS: new years
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by barry forton

barry forton - December 30, 2008, 12:33 pm
Drop one for me dude!!
Bob Chin - December 30, 2008, 10:00 am
Yeah Barry, if I awake to see myself lookin like Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker slippers, I'll Know the 'cid is still working.


MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: and happy new year
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 12:28 am
I gotta say, this is adorable.
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 5:37 pm
Well the parents petting is how they ended up with a child. It always starts with the heavy petting...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:12 pm
"pet the parents" Ok....They might not be OK with that...JK!
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:33 pm
pet not bet
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:32 pm
bet the parents of this kid are the same people that spends $3,000 to bring in a bet phycologist to figure out why the dog is depressed
Sean - December 27, 2010, 3:08 pm
KID FINGERS nom nom nom
pzykosiz - December 25, 2010, 5:39 am
so cute. we better call the RSPCA
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
Such a happy dog. 5L
Marlfox - December 23, 2010, 4:57 pm
5Ls I can't not laugh when I look at this picture.


MY HOW TIME FLIES -




RAPTURE -


TAGS: 2000 years any day now
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
Even though I'm a christian, 5L


MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours


TAGS: merry christmas happy new year
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

spacedog - December 24, 2013, 2:10 pm
I'm going to wish everyone a merry Christmas on this most excellent poster. (The one I submitted went to the grown-up side.) Have a great one everybody!


GOLDEN YEARS - Remember those days when your mom bought you this and you felt badass?


TAGS: crayons golden years
Rating: 4.43/5

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DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 1:57 am
yeah thats what happens when you brang thangs places.
JackFace - May 2, 2010, 1:42 am
I used to get all the girl when I brang them to school until 3rd grade when someone stole them
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 11:19 pm
That's because gold, copper, bronze & silver crayons are cool


use a sober driver -


TAGS: 12 31 1 1 every year every ambulance
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:44 pm
Thanks for your heartfelt support MAO! Greatly appreciated!
maoworks2 - January 15, 2016, 11:32 am
Yes, Please No Drinking And Driving Be Safe And Think !


AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...


TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!


when two redheads marry -


TAGS: 21 years redheads passion
Rating: 3.6/5

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mizzdizz - April 17, 2015, 12:04 pm
LOL! Well Emilio, we're both part Irish....
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2015, 11:38 pm
Sounds like it could lead to the "Irish Bulldozer" scenario.


HAPPY NEW YEAR! -


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

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Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Okay you made me LOL 5L's


1910 -


TAGS: 100 short years
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:51 pm
some funny facts... but not really more.


THE TRASH HEAP'S BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: happy birthday heap only four and a half in dog years
Rating: 4.25/5

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spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:57 pm
Have a good one Trash.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:32 pm
And in a dark brown voice, I say H-a-p-p-y Birthday.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
Have a good one Trash
TheTrashHeap - May 29, 2010, 2:08 pm
Thanks ICE!


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


A BRIGHT FUTURE - This kid is CEO material in the making.


TAGS: 5 year old pwn
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:02 am
..."and do YOU know that your mom can read this chatlog later?" "o****"
shinigami_cav - May 17, 2010, 1:42 pm
jajajajajajajaja is the only i can say


IN TWENTY YEARS - One of the most frustrating things kids will face is finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken


TAGS: in twenty years screen name
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

calvin5040 - January 27, 2013, 11:16 pm
Some websites are starting to delete 2 year dormit accounts so probably won't happen once most websites start doing it.
forseti - December 19, 2011, 2:26 am
LOL!


ITS A NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year right thing motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.87/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 2:25 pm
Ohhh, THIRTEEN loops! thanks for the reminder Ron!


PLANS FOR THE NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by steve1961

mizzdizz - January 2, 2015, 6:19 am
Cringeworthy awesomeness! I think you might here the dulcet tones in the distance of a similar activity in my neighborhood... 5 L
GaryO - January 1, 2015, 11:34 am
Shyt, steve. Yer knockin' it outta the park!


HAPPY NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year resolution commi3
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

maoworks2 - January 2, 2012, 6:25 pm
Me Three !
Sho - January 1, 2012, 1:18 am
5LoL
the1stCOMMI3 - January 1, 2012, 12:49 am
Challenge accepted


SANTA CLAUS -


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


MOOOO -




MOTHER OF THE YEAR - Hey now, remember you are drinking for two


TAGS: mother of the year beer
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

shmoe13 - February 18, 2011, 6:33 am
oh camon just cuz shes pregnant and holding beer doesnt mean shes buying it for herself not every pregnant woman in the world is irresponsible
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:31 am
It won't warm you up but you won't give a crap after enough...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:29 am
Antifreeze.
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:25 am
it's all union made, the glorious union of barley, hops, and water, and some other stuff, that helps but I forget what it is
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am
Even though it's nasty gack, at least it is union made...
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:23 am
she can go frugal on the beer, long as she brings a pack of smokes back too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:19 am
Not when it comes to beer!!!....I do hope she's buying irregular diapers and expired formula though,
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:18 am
true, true, gotta like a frugal woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:16 am
He wouldn't...But a woman might buy it for him if she had a coupon or something (she probably thinks she's safe because she's prego)
GreyScorpion - October 14, 2010, 10:13 am
it's gotta be baby formula, a real man wouldn't drink that, so back to the kitchen with ya
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2010, 10:08 am
She's probably just picking it up for her husband...she really shouldn't have left the kitchen, but it was for a good cause.
Budog - October 14, 2010, 10:04 am
It's cheaper than formula too.
culos - October 14, 2010, 9:42 am
Might just turn out to be a beer gut and moobs! 5-pack for you


KOOL-AID -


TAGS: oh yeah drink tasty yummy delicious damage dollars
Rating: 2.64/5

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phydeaux - March 23, 2010, 7:18 pm
1L and SCORE for Faceman!
Faceplant31 - March 23, 2010, 5:19 pm
34815 Here is an idea don't make the same exact poster under another name that is very similar to your old user name.


DON KING KONG -


TAGS: the early years
Rating: 4.65/5

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BUZZ LIGHTYEAR -




AGE -




FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.




successful marriage -


TAGS: marriage 21 years
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 6:03 am
Congrats, Cynic! Being married is a lot different than being roommates. Every time you work through an adjustment phase, it should be celebrated. A lift of the ole' coffee cup to you and the mrs.!!!!!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2015, 2:19 pm
8 years and so true!
mizzdizz - April 19, 2015, 2:52 pm
Thanks, . .. I think . . LOL!
GaryO - April 18, 2015, 9:28 am
21 years...cute


HIDDEN GENIUS -


TAGS: hammy in class the younger years commi3
Rating: 4.81/5

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Hawamleh - November 4, 2011, 5:27 am
HAHA


NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION - Remember to put "2012" and not "2011" on every place I write the date on


TAGS: pen date new year resolution
Rating: 4.58/5

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Zetmonk - January 3, 2012, 6:50 am
Already failed at this resolution 4 times today. Bleh.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2012, 11:30 pm
So glad I don't write many checks anymore.


Diet -


TAGS: pearl cantreall 105 years old
Rating: 4.38/5

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Swampfox - May 8, 2013, 4:44 pm
The 105 yo bacon lady. 5L


RESOLUTE -


TAGS: new years resolutions dog
Rating: 4.9/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 10:55 pm
This is fantastic! I love the dog. And I absolutely miss my 2 doggies (sorry, had to say that). 5 L's for you!
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 6:38 pm
I will not besmirch this perfect fake with trying to be funny. PERFECTION/5L
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 6:35 pm
Nice one space, where have you been lately?


DETERMINATION -




100 YEARS LATER - the forecast stands the test of time




FEBRUARY 3, 1959 - The Day the Music Died RIP


TAGS: 51 years ago today
Rating: 3.92/5

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Krissie - February 9, 2010, 2:48 pm
Good one. 5L from me as well.
ICEMAN - February 4, 2010, 1:07 am
Nice tribute. 5L


NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION -


TAGS: year s resolution drinking
Rating: 3.1/5

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Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:39 am
Oh that is rather good. Well done. :-)


MESOLITHIC - Has never been hotter


TAGS: 10000 years b c h** prehistoric
Rating: 2.18/5

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G4briel - March 9, 2010, 8:26 am
I've to admit i was wrong: 10000 yeasr b.c. was probably in the paleolithic; not mesolithic. But, frankly: who cares?
TheGoat - February 24, 2010, 4:29 am
Actually Quest for Fire was h**ter in the caveman genre!


Childbearing Years -


TAGS: teen wastes childbearing years prime
Rating: 4.93/5

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Ron2 - September 20, 2013, 6:54 am
Excellent... though, the truth in this is way to sobering.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 9:10 am
Love it! 5L's :)


Education -


TAGS: education ignorance nonchanging years
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 3:13 pm
Thank you Mr. Beard!
Greybeard - September 6, 2013, 9:33 am
So much truth in a simple foto and a few words. Awesome poster. 5L's....


KEEPING IT SIMPLE -


TAGS: and we still sing it 43 years later
Rating: 4.4/5

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Kspace - March 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
I f***ing love it!


NEW YEARS -




NEW YEAR'S EVE - One last glass, one last toast, one last embarrassing drunken boast!




HAPPY ROSH HASHANAH -


TAGS: new years
Rating: 4.93/5

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MAYBE -


TAGS: could be my year
Rating: 4.63/5

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rerun - January 19, 2011, 7:24 pm

this as a amsome pic. I will steal it for some evil purpose
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 7:23 pm
For what, prey tell?


TWO YEARS AGO - Michael Jackson has been dead for two years now and looking better than ever


TAGS: two years ago michael jackson
Rating: 4.43/5

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Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:44 am
Nice to see that death didnt make him any more whiter or gaunt.


CHICAGO CUBS - Best streak in baseball As long as you’re not from Chicago




MARRIAGE -




DARTH VADER - Father of Luke....and Buzz Lightyear?


TAGS: darth vader luke skywalker buzz lightyear
Rating: 3.36/5

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demon001 - November 13, 2013, 11:34 am
Does Zorg know about this?


EYES - The windows to the soul, the rest is down to your imagination


TAGS: eyeas muslilm woman
Rating: 3.31/5

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DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:55 pm
I can see makeup, contact lenses and she's squinting - what is kind of cute. SHE IS A NINJA!
Jmac0585 - October 7, 2009, 2:15 pm
I was walking out of a Home Depot a few months ago, and saw two absolutely beautiful women walk out. both wearing those head scarves. What a waste... to everyone but their old men I guess.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest


TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...


WHAT A DUMB ASS - Need I say more???


TAGS: yeah those are real
Rating: 2.57/5

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Derek - February 27, 2010, 6:55 pm
An inverse relationship between ink and brains


THE SECOND COMING - "And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" - W. B. Yeats -




the reaper -


TAGS: man of the year 2016
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 1, 2017, 8:45 am
Hopefully, he'll switch form friends to foes, and cops to criminals too! chuckle, chuckle...
Reality Lord - December 30, 2016, 8:25 am

next year he's giving celebrities a break and focusing on politicians. YAYYYYYY!!!!
mizzdizz - December 30, 2016, 7:05 am
He's been a bit overzealous this year in discharging his duties taking some of my favorite people. Excellent, RL! ^!


50th Wedding Anniversary -




DRUNK CELEBRITIES -




NEW TOYS TO PLAY WITH -


TAGS: grayeagle hummingbird unmanned aircraft
Rating: 4.64/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:07 pm
One step further towards making real war closer to the video games Americans believe it to be.
Qwasnoid - March 12, 2011, 2:00 am
Yeah, I'd say "almost," ever heard of IEDs? Now THAT's what's unfair, and cowardly.


LIFE EXPECTANCY -


TAGS: yeah its broken no we wont replace it just bring it back for a refund
Rating: 4.5/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 10:55 am
CAN'T BREATHE.. Laughing so hard! 5L's!


GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: golden years assignment wait click off ok please continue with your inane conversation
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L


HOW CUTE! - and seconds later, the photographer had severe lacerations to the face




LUCK - If it wasn't for BAD LUCK I wouldn't have any luck at all.


TAGS: luck assignment yeah right i got luck in freaking spades dammit
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 12:48 am
Or perhaps you underestimate the amsome power of my terrible luck.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 10:46 pm

I would think the spare tire was under the coffin in the vehicle
Fozzwad - April 3, 2010, 10:42 pm
The jack could handle that massive hearse, but not the extra weight of a coffin and body?


PROFESSIONAL TENNIS - who doesn't appreciate watching a finely tuned athlete compete at the top of their game


TAGS: yea that too
Rating: 4.13/5

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NAZKA LINES - The same as a Bat Signal for Aliens.


TAGS: i am a medical marvel hmmm yeah boyee
Rating: 3.8/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:58 pm
Sweet!


NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS -


TAGS: new years day challenge
Rating: 3.47/5

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Fatt Matt - December 31, 2009, 1:51 pm
If it's from the earth it's got to be good for you.


AND THOU SHALT - bring forth thy sound system so thou shalt rock out, and thou shalt give a congregation where thou shalt drink thyself stupid. Moses - (In his college years)




F-15 & FF-22 -


TAGS: f 15 ff 22 weapons usa oh yeah
Rating: 2.95/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 28, 2009, 10:36 pm
Sean FTW.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 10:03 pm
Big f***in' deal jupiter monkey. What the hell does that have to do with you and your "Do you want fries with that?" existence on this planet?
jupiter monkey - August 28, 2009, 6:59 pm
This picture just serves as one more reminder that the U.S. can beat the living **** out of any country we fight.
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:13 am
I think if I see either coming at me, I am running and screaming. Starscream or Skywarp would still make me pee my upside-down turban.
agent k - July 10, 2009, 8:54 am
f***in A Right!!
leeebling - July 10, 2009, 5:18 am
f*** Yeah!! Wooh America!! Yeah!!
kerkpyrrus - July 10, 2009, 4:47 am
and the old gal can still kick 99% of the oppositions arse!


GALAXY MAP -




GOODYEAR TIRES - Their man has really let himself go.


TAGS: goodyear tires logo mascot let himself go balthazar buffy the vampire slayer bad girls
Rating: 2.36/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 8:41 pm
dont you mean the michelin man?


BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES - The early years ...




UNCLE SAM WISHES - Hoping you have a Safe and Happy New Year




HISTORY -


TAGS: greatness tradition arrogance f*** yeah
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Excellent Aggy.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 9:30 am

wow...just frickin wow ag.
GreyScorpion - October 6, 2010, 9:27 am
"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind." 5L
crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 9:04 am
very nice aggy =)


NEW YEAR RESOLUTION -


TAGS: new year resolution nyquill kids
Rating: 5/5

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motinet - June 5, 2011, 9:05 am

MMMMMMMmmmmmm NyQuil
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 1:56 pm

ummmm....nightly?
rerun - January 1, 2011, 11:03 am

you gonna wait a year to implement this or will this become a weekly ritual?


CHECKPOINT CHARLIE BERLIN - 1951 -




TWILIGHT YEARS - When even the craziest of stunts evoke only a freaked smile from men.... When a few of years ago; the meekest of smiles would.. Set off the craziest of stunts....




FAMOUS LAST WORDS - "one more motifake"


TAGS: year inacive must motifake dead
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - November 1, 2011, 8:52 pm

tell me more about these midget ninja's....hiya :)
motinet - November 1, 2011, 5:23 pm

nice return motifake, welcome back
kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 6:00 am
Hey guys IM BACK, dropped of the grid for about a year. (there was men in black suits and something about the plot to take over the world with midget ninjas) but d*** its good to be back!


I RESOLVE... -




ADVENTURE -


TAGS: golf is for lamos who suck at pool and bowling and darts and *** with chicks yeah mostly the ses with chicks part
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am
God I hate those Villages commercials. It may be lame, but I play in a 4some with my 3 sons once a month. We have a blast.. it's competitive with a lot of jabs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:25 am
Just a little fact..."The Villages", a retirement golf community in Fla., has the highest rate of s*d's of any community in Florida. It must be those bowling bastards taking our women when we're out on the back nine, eh!
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:21 am
Blasphemy...5 drink up boys, here comes the beer cart!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 1:27 am
Thanks Fp31. Maybe that would be a good poster. Pic of a golf cart. Title: GOLF Text: Because I love to drink and drive. (Kind of a pun in there, to boot.)
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice one sean. It is understandable that this isn' doing well its on the interweb which means a lot of people here don't get out. The tags are amsome, i golf(cuz u can drink and drive the carts), play darts and bowl regularly. 5L's for you good sir
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:50 am
3.86 after 7 votes????!!!! You bastards! I hate you all! *cries inconsolably*
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
*raquet
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
Trust me, Canada, once the raquest skills fall in line, the pace of the game rivals kickboxing and hockey -- or it would if you had to kickbox or your shifts in hockey lasted over an hour. Well anyway, you get my point.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:57 pm
It helps if you swing a big club.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
Well put Iceman. So golf prowess is an aphrodesiac now? Or is it merely a viagara substitute? Tiger's money got the Tigerman the uber-p. And he has a kind face. We all know that is more important than anything when it comes to bedding the honies, eh?
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:52 pm
kickboxing and hockey for me, but squash is a good game too
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Thanks Can-My-Man. I'm a squash player, and what some squash players call a "basher" (meaning I hit the ball very hard even when that's not the best choice). So golf to me is an old man's diversion. I suspect that it ain't your speed either.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Yep, Tiger had a helluva time getting chicks.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:45 pm
great tags!


MOOOOO+ -


TAGS: happy birthday what is 31 in cow years
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - January 30, 2010, 8:28 pm
Happy Birthday Mooo+!
rerun - January 30, 2010, 5:25 pm

20 more days by my count
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 5:17 pm
Aggy has a lot as well. When is that dirty Mexican coming back anyways?
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 5:15 pm
lol Yeah, Cubby. You're the biggest thing in the tag cloud.
Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 5:13 pm
Between Mooooo,logicDude, Culos and myself we must have the most posters about our names
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 3:56 pm
Yes...and d***! Cows live FOREVER! Long live the king!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 3:48 pm
14 .....Now do you regret all those suggestive PM's and pics you sent me?
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 2:53 pm
I'm glad you like it. By the way, what is 31 in cow years?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 2:04 pm
thanks Bart. 5L


THE WOMEN OF MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: i m not sure which charity it was this year
Rating: 3.67/5

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rerun - January 10, 2010, 4:40 pm

Can I be the one in pink? It really would be nice to have a flat stomach again.
Porcelina - January 10, 2010, 12:33 pm
Lol yes. actually, it saddens me that a bunch of the old members either don't post anymore, or post rarely :(
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 12:30 pm
ReRun and Roamer?
Porcelina - January 10, 2010, 12:27 pm
Erecrottod- I'm sorry, I must have missed your significant contribution to anything. Hrm. There is something special, actually. Two of the "woman of motifake" were some of the original members from before it got huge. Go an hero, plox, thanks
Claire - January 10, 2010, 11:51 am
Not to mention the women of Motifake. We will kick your a**. Also, Erecrottod, maybe you should visit the forums. Today has been dedicated to us in the poster calender.
phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 11:11 am
Dude..totally flirting with the banhammer...
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:40 am
The "Women of Motifake" meme is really gettin' boring. Women of Motifake have nothing - I repeat for you dumba*s: NOTHING - special. Unless you consider "special" to have nothing special. Maybe someday you'll understand. It shall be a great day for you.


DIVERSITY TRAINING -


TAGS: holiday party hosting yeah i had to invite her aa brother rehab is for quitters
Rating: 3.6/5

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Me_ - December 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Water, water and water from Mexico. Where is the guinness?
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
moonshine chasers
Derek - December 15, 2009, 9:58 pm
- near waters
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:17 pm
Refrigerator full of Heineken and near-beers!


NEW YEARS EVE -




SERIOUSLY -


TAGS: it was the last year i was allowed to host the neighborhood bbq
Rating: 3.52/5

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BoneCD - November 17, 2009, 10:54 pm
as opposed to the bubble gum stuff
CANADA - November 17, 2009, 10:52 pm
I bet that would cause a burn!


PARALLEL UNIVERSE - well it's about damn time.




CANADA -


TAGS: yeah im talking to you akwesasne
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:51 pm
Ah yes.... very wise, Random
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:46 pm
But then they would find me...... and argue non stop.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:44 pm
You should've driven that one in, Random... beautiful!
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:43 pm
*wants to make an iraq WMD joke*
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:41 pm
Very naive. Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it's not there.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:26 pm
Quite at odds to what I understand the RCMP did with the mafia.


THE BP GULF OIL SPILL - It's Had Hardly Any Effect On The Environment


TAGS: yeah right
Rating: 3.25/5

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wampyre - May 24, 2010, 8:01 am
you've said it! and quite creatively too!


MAGNET SCHOOL - Daddy loved Jr's drawing so much, he photocopied it and put it on the fridge. And the microwave. And the toaster. And the treadmill.




SCIENCE - You've come a long way baby!


TAGS: maybe you ll catch up in another 3500 years
Rating: 2.95/5

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TerrorAustralis - July 27, 2012, 10:38 am
and then god said, "let there be morons, who overgeneralise things until they fit with their own preconceptions. because 8 billion years apart apparently is still 'at the same time'" i like jesus. its his followers i cant stand.
Nocturn13 - October 11, 2009, 10:08 pm
Bravo, Good Sir, BRAVO! *claps loudly and disappears into the wind*
Ed-Hyde - August 17, 2009, 9:36 am
Yea, this has been bugging me for a while and I openly invite comment on it. Much like the thermos, how the HECK did a bunch of folks in the desert figure all that out 3500 years ago??
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 11:13 pm
Good one Ed-Hyde.
Ed-Hyde - August 14, 2009, 11:10 pm
took me long enough to find her!
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 4:35 pm
tattoo chick is h**


DOG YEARS - if i was in dog years, I probably be dead by now




HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY -


TAGS: new year
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 1, 2014, 10:45 am
actually, that's the sound of old guys trying to use the noisemaker
rerun - January 1, 2014, 9:21 am

actually......that's what makes toe noisemaker the nosiemaker
Silverheart - December 31, 2013, 11:04 pm

At least rerun isn't breaking wind... 5 on the house


this labor day -




Mortality -


TAGS: 80 year old climbs everest
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 2:48 pm
I don't know how he should, but it's REALLY cold up there; he should hop to it... ugh, poor choice of words.


New Years Resolutions -


TAGS: rerun new year resolution 2014
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - January 1, 2014, 9:22 am

So far MissPriss has rebuffed my every advance. Seems she is scared she will kill me.
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 2:01 am
So much for his resolution of last year….’the Sho must go on’….’old person smell’… too phooking funny, Ism. Cheers mate.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 12:15 am
Thanks for ending 2013 with such a 5L memorable moment Ism
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 12:13 am
Nope, the image forever etched into my brain is anything but cool! Teehee
Sho - December 31, 2013, 11:36 pm
An image tattooed on your mind is way cooler, trust me


Marriage -




the early years -


TAGS: waldo early years
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:34 pm
Bingo
Reality Lord - January 9, 2014, 7:41 am

lol
chickenlittle - January 8, 2014, 11:03 pm
I'm the fashionable blonde in the purple plaid coat and burnt orange pants.
chickenlittle - January 8, 2014, 11:02 pm
My siblings and me, I couldn't resist, my little sis was wearing that red and white stripe shirt so I did a teeny ms paint on her :)


It was once said -


TAGS: quote g green shirley temple black death february 11 2014 85 years old rest in peace
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:10 pm
It’s just steve’s altar eggo…incurable waffle worshiper that he is
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:25 pm
you mean Steve and Steve?....Good idea. I like Steve, but Steve weirds me out.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 3:24 pm
Actually, just looked it up. The Fish and Chip franchise WAS named after him. Cool.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:41 pm
You 2 have got to stop following each other around and commenting...too funny.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:27 am
The fish and chip guy?
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 8:32 am
Filmdom’s darling…..and enigma, how to keep her small, and cute. Then aldulthood….and still talking like she was three…as an ambassador….sheeesh. Yeah, her movies were cute, but the actor that stole the show in some of her movies was Arthur Treacher.


The Early Years -




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